hum itne khas nai ki yad rakhe ja sake...
na itne khus kismat ki kisi k dil me jagh bana sake......
hum to bas itna hi jante hai ki
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HUM HAI LAJAWAB

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Before marriage, After marriage


*Love b4 Marriage*Janu…
tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…
*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…
Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

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Cricket match, Wife and husband

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
“DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?”
tabhi wife zorse chillayi’CHAKKAAAA!!!

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At ur age hitler commited suicide

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

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Truck dekhkar tum

Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha,
har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.

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Itne kam marks

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

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Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se

Jo sagar NE kaha lehron se,
Jo ped NE kaha patto se,
Jo phoolon NE kaha kaliyon se,
Wohi main tumhe kehta Hun,
Aey chal re shany hawa aane de.

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